Women's Prisoner Plus Size Costume

STRIPES ARE THE NEW ORANGE?

The look of the prison uniform keeps going through cycles, it seems.  While we thought that orange had taken over the realm of the black color choice, it is pretty tough to maintain any control when you've slipped up and gotten caught in the process.  Hopefully, your appeal is coming along soon, but at least we can negotiate a temporary release so long as you keep your ball and chain around. 

Many may have some questions about what you did to fall victim to a life of crime... or at least how you got caught.  It is important to come up with a really solid story.  Not only do you want people to believe what you have to say, but the best story is always the clearest way to climbing the social rank and making sure that you're the top dog!  

FUN DETAILS

So, it is with regret that we have to tell you that it is time for you to slip into this Women's Prisoner Plus Size Costume.  This pullover shirt ties at the back for an easy fit and features the old-timey black and white stripes that we were pretty sure had gone away once those orange jumpsuits took over popular culture!  Your prisoner number is sewn into the shirt for easy identification.  Don't forget your classic prisoner hat, either.  That's a demerit if you're missing your prison uniform pieces!  

ENJOY YOUR NIGHT OF FREEDOM

We're not entirely sure how you'll be able to make it to the party while in your prisoner's get-up, but we're sure that you're going to have a great time.  Just make sure that you don't do anything else that is going to increase your sentence.  You're a source of hope for the rest of us!  Pick up a ball and chain or ankle monitor for added authenticity.  Just make sure that it isn't too convincing.