Everyone has their calling. Gandhi led the people of India to freedom. John Lennon was compelled to write some of the most memorable music of all time. Your aunt Linda takes care of what must be a third of the world's cat population. So, if you felt a trill of inspiration run through you when you first saw the ghostbusters in action, now is the time to pursue your calling!
It's not going to be easy. First off, if you're working with the first-generation Proton Pack, you'll have to worry about the nuclear explosive tendencies of the tools of your trade. But we're sure you’re a pro. Just remember to bend your knees before you shoot. And whatever you do, don't cross those streams! Now, the rest of the job is less technical more psychological. Have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever shot a stream of energy at them while they come at you with some spirituous slime? It takes guts! So, before you zip up this jumpsuit you've got to put your courage it's sticking place cause you're going to see some weird stuff.
Your exciting new career awaits! We're happy to provide you with your new uniform! This khaki jumpsuit zips up the front and has slightly flared pants and long sleeves. You'll be visible in that spooky train tunnel with the Hi-Vis orange stripes. We've even provided you with a Proton pack and Neutrino wand, both are lighter than the originals. Not everyone can be Gandhi but, hey, someone's got to keep those ghosts under control!
