Wacky Toon Rabbit Costume

You are long known as the life of the party. A boisterous (bordering on hyperactive), chatty, friendly guy who thinks a good sense of humor is the key to living well. And while we hope you have a better tolerance for adult beverages than some toon rabbits we know, we have no doubt that nothing can be a true celebration until you stutter your way onto the scene!

Must be nice to be loved by the masses. How about increasing your appeal even more by taking up with this Wacky Toon Rabbit Costume? It’s bound to snag you more fans than you will know what to do with, whether you wear this ensemble to a party, strut it around a convention, or just hang around your house in it, playing patty cake. It may even secure you a smokin’ Hollywood singer as your companion--although to be honest, we think she may be able to do better. We’ve never quite understood that attraction. You must have a REALLY great sense of humor.

Or, maybe she (and everyone else) is mesmerized by your bold fashion choices--like these red overalls and blue polka-dotted bow tie. Whatever the draw, we’d pay good money to party it up with you in this eye-catching ensemble--from your festive hood and ears down to your three-toed furry feet. And if anyone confuses your enthusiasm with anxiety, just stammer, “Please!” and turn away for a dramatic exit, taking your posse--and starlet--with you.