Adult Star Wars Luke Skywalker Wig

The might of the Force is mysterious and, according to most Masters, unlimited.  Through power of will, alone, one can overcome anything.  The impossible weight of a ship can be manipulated as easily as a weightless trinket so long as one can tell their mind that the ship has no weight.  One can perceive the presence of an entire planet of people from light years away, simply by understanding how their lives are all interconnected.  And, if that doesn’t convince you of the might of the Force, we have one more that you can experience firsthand… or, more accurately, firsthead.

With this officially licensed and Skywalker approved Star Wars Luke Skywalker Wig, you can have the signature style of the one who would bring balance to the Force all to your own.  And, with your own astoundingly easy, virtually passive effort, you will maintain this style no matter what sorts of planetary weather disasters you have to face.  Because, with this wig and the might of the Force, even 1970s shag will be restored to life!