Fighting the Good Fight
So you want to be a person of the cloth, eh? Well sure you do. They're strong. Smart. Good. And, if recent movies are any indicator, then they're also kick-ass warriors keeping the tides of ghosts and demons at bay... wait. Are you sure you still want to be one? Right! That's the spirit! Who else is going to keep evil supernatural hordes away? We need more people fighting the good fight against impending doom and disaster! Putting the baddies back in their place! Helping out the little guy!
Well good on you. Doesn't sound like an easy job. That must be why it takes years and years of training, hm? They got to make sure you know how to make holy water and the precise method for turning a wooden post into a stake. You take your time and get the proper evil-quelling education. We'll wait.
Fun Details
Although, if you decide you want to jump straight into the whole standing against evil attitude, we wouldn't blame you. You could start small. Summer courses on ghost-shooing. If you decide to go to business fighting baddies before you finish up all your classes, we can help you with the outfit. Our Plus Size Pious Priest Costume comes in all sorts of shapes and sizes (in case you know some little ones who also want to be the good guy). This outfit is 100 percent polyester knit and has a full-length long-sleeved robe with a zipper in back. There's a stand-up collar to boot. You'll look like the role of dispenser-of-good in no-time!
For the Good of the People
Sorry, what's that you say? Priests don't battle the undead? No dueling ghosts in the dark of night and sending evil back from whence it came? Oh. Oh! Riiiiiiight. We get it. You don't battle demons daily. Sure. *wink wink*.
