Mystic Sorcerer Plus Size Men's Costume

SORCERERS

Being a real-life sorcerer would be awesome! Imagine all the things you could accomplish in a day when you have magic on your side. You can wake up and clean your whole house with a snap of your fingers. You wouldn't need a job, you'd have a spell that creates $100 bills on command! What would you even spend it on? With magic, you can do just about anything for free. You don't need a car, you'll just use magic, and you don't need cable television when you have infinite power at your fingertips! 

If we were a sorcerer, our first order of business would be forming a club for sorcerers. We could come up with a cool name like the fun sorcerers, or sorcerers of fun... Those aren't very cool, we know... We just want people to know that we are the fun kind of sorcerers, and we kind of wanted to use our company name, but it didn't really work... just forget it... 

FUN DETAILS 

When you throw on this mystic sorcerer costume, you'll become enveloped in a brown draping robe that will flow with each step and billow in the wind. You'll be wearing a cape and hood combo as well, so that people can barely see your face, only adding to the mystery that is you. Lastly, we have included a waist sash and a bat medallion, two finishing touches to leave no doubt that you are a master of the mystic arts. 

SORCERER CLUB

We think you should really come up with a name for your sorcerer club before you form one. Our names were not so good, and we don't want you to embarrass yourself like we did. Maybe spend some time brainstorming while you wait for your costume to arrive? Good luck.